Ketupat & Co.

Touch-Everything-But-Buy-Nothing Culture There is a special kind of Malaysian who enters a shop not as a customer, but as a free-range inspector . They touch everything, test everything, criticise everything—and then leave without buying a single item. Welcome to the Touch-Everything-But-Buy-Nothing culture, a uniquely irritating performance art where entitlement is high, manners are low, and shame has taken a permanent day off. These people don’t shop. They audition . They squeeze fruits like they’re testing stress balls. They unfold shirts with the confidence of seasoned retail managers, only to toss them back like laundry done by someone who hates the household. They press buttons, twist knobs, sit on chairs, bounce on sofas, and tap screens with oily fingers—all while asking questions that begin with “Why so expensive ah?” and end with absolutely nothing in their hands. In electronics stores, they are even worse. Phones are poked like lab rats. Laptops are slammed s...